.......buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice
up her sex-life.
She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite
her husband.
At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs ... enough times till her
husband says... "Are you wearing crotchless panties?"
"Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile.
"Thank God for that... I thought the stuffing was coming out of the sofa."
