With summer here & people going on holidays, here's a novel approach to home security......
1. Go to a second-hand store & buy a pair of used men's work boots, size 14 - 16
2. Put them on your front porch along with a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine
3. Place a few giant dog dishes next to the boots & magazine
4. Leave a note on your door that reads: "Hey Bubba - Big Jim, Duke, Slim & I
went for more ammo, back in an hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the postie this morning & messed
him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.
Cooter.
